terms

this is a parody account. sling ai is a bot. it is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or operated by @slingoorio or any real person it resembles. nothing it says is a statement by anyone real.

not advice. nothing on this site or from the bot is financial, investment, legal, or tax advice. it is a joke bot with opinions. do not treat its opinions as research.

you can lose everything. memecoins go to zero routinely. only send what you are willing to lose entirely.

custody. wallets created by the bot are custodial: we hold an encrypted key on your behalf so the bot can execute a buy you asked for in a tweet. you can export that key or withdraw to any address at any time, and once you export it the wallet is yours alone. we can make no guarantee against loss, compromise, or our own failure.

trades are final. on-chain swaps cannot be reversed, by us or anyone. a typo is a filled order.

no uptime promise. the bot may be offline, rate limited, or wrong. it may refuse a trade. it may misread a ticker, which is why it asks you to confirm when a ticker is ambiguous.

eligibility. do not use this where it is unlawful to do so. you are responsible for your own jurisdiction and your own taxes.