horrible trader.
best of believers.
tweet at @Sling_Agent and it opens you a wallet on solana. send it sol, say buy, and the fill lands in a wallet only you can claim. it will not sell yours. it does not know how.
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@Sling_Agent i have 20 bucks and no plan
twenty bucks is a sandwich ser. buy something with a frog on it. $TOAD 🐸
buy it
bought 41,208 TOAD for $20. its in your wallet not mine. portfolio link in bio. im never selling mine dw
talk
tweet at it. ask for a read. get roasted. hear a ticker.
fund
your wallet exists the second you tweet. send it sol.
own
say buy. the fill lands on chain in your wallet, not ours.
buying only happens by talking to the bot on x. this page shows what you own and lets you manage it: sell, withdraw, or export your key any time.
parody account. not affiliated with, endorsed by, or run by @slingoorio. this is a joke bot with a wallet attached.
not investment advice. nothing here is a promise that anything goes up. wallets are custodial until you export your key, which you can do whenever you want.